With the tsunami of sausage machine pop jingles and classic songs peddled out for the umpteenth time, it can sometimes feel like we’ve all been here before. Each Christmas can feel eerily the same (Noddy Holder telling us it is once again Christmas, in a voice that could wake the dead and stripped back midi files of Nat King Cole hits playing in every lift), what the Christmas music market needs is a bit of a make-over. Thankfully there’s people out there that think the same and have the time on their hands to create an alternative take on the whole Christmas album concept (and a host of other albums too – they really do have a lot of time on their hands). Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Bargain Blasphemy! If this doesn’t jingle your bells then we think you might be dead from the waist down. #BARGAINBINBLASP